Tuesday, January 26, 2010

a LITTLE joke~~

I WAS AT THE CURVE YESTERDAY AND REMEMBER ON THE PREVIOUS POST, I TALKED ABOUT ME HAVING DINNER WITH BIRTHDAY GIRL, BUT SOMETHING SHORT BUT FUNNY HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND WALLACE…

Colour of Characters:
Ryan
Wallace
Me
Machine

Story as the following:

All of us had finished out dinner from XXX (venue censored as not doing any publicity) at the Curve, and we were all heading towards the car park. When we were at the car park, I and Wallace were lining up for the machine where we pay our parking ticket. We were very smart on choosing the one without people lining up and the other one which is next to it, was full with queue. This was what happened.

Ryan: ---- Cannot use ar!!! What to do now –- machine!! (P.S. "---" are foul languages that are censored)

Me: go and line up to the next machine la…

And then Wallace walked up.

Wallace: Paid already ar? (directed to Ryan and Ryan just walked away, ignoring Wallace).

Me: Spoil already la…

Wallace: ….

Me: (Hand Itchy… and pressed the button and asked for assistance… the button is available at all machines everywhere right? And the machine started talking. Me and Wallace looked at each other).

Machine: Hello, ada ape yang boleh saya bantu? (Eng translation: Hi, how may I help you).

Me & Wallace: … (both of us kept quiet and I pressed the “help” button the second time).

Machine: Ade ape yang boleh saya bantu? Hello? Hello? Ade ape yang boleh saya bantu?
(eng translation: is there anything that I can help you? Hello? Hello? Is there anything that I can help you?)

Wallace: Sudah rosak (with his clubbing and cheeky action…. Eng translation: it spoilt)

Machine: ooo… boleh bayar dekat kaunter di luar ke? Mesin bayar sudah rosak. (eng translation: ooo… can you please pay at the counter ourside? This machine spoilt).

Wallace and Me: OK (in a very cheeky and humble voice)…

And then both of us continued laughing nonstop...


At first, I knew that the machine was spoilt, and even when I told Wallace, he would still want to shaft the card into the machine. The best part was, we knew that there was a second machine, just right beside, and also a CCTV hanging on the wall, and we still kept quiet and did stupid stuff, but at least it was fun and we were happy, and we can even do in the car park. Don’t take us wrong, but this is the life of a young soul.

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