Wednesday, March 31, 2010

~The Mirage of Cubicle~



GOING TO THE TOILET IS LIKE MAKING A BIG BUSINESS. URINE IS THE TIME WHERE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT, AND THE “BIG ONE” IS THE TIME WHERE YOU EXECUTE THE PROJECT. BUT BARE IN MIND, VENUE IS STILL THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER.

It has been two months since I started my training in this company, and it has been so many times since I went to the bathroom to “sign a contract” and “executing the program”. But nonetheless, venue is still very important, the cleanliness, the smell, the view and the decoration.

In the gents itself, they have five cubical prepared for men to deliver their “product”, and I definitely had tried executing in all of them before, since I am a big eater, therefore, gents is still an important place for relaxation before executing the real quality work in the office.

Trying it one by one, day by day and moths takes a hard work because there weren’t really time for me to actually do all these unless it is 100% urgent. Therefore, appreciate on what I did and stop with the EWWWWW thing that you might be thinking on your mind right now.

Throughout all the hard work and process, I found out that the fourth cubical is still not bad, at least it is clean and at least they have water sprayer for those who doesn’t really want to dirty their hands and after that continuing with their work. Imagine working in an international company with this kind of presentation, filthy hands, how would others portray you as?

But the weird part would be the sprayer would have a “squirky” sound, where it “squirks” every time you pressed it and it gets quite annoying because people would know that there would be somebody having their unplanned program executed. But since that the door is closed, they would never know who is behind it, just like a criminal putting a time bomb behind these toilets, as the outcome and effect of the program executed really did make an impact.

My advice for those who needs a place to execute their project would be, plan first on the venue, where to go, how to do it, and of course “when to do it” would sounds a little weird, as it comes like the wind, at the same time, it goes as wind does.

Caution: please remember to keep yourself clean all the time, and wash your hands before you do something else. (This is a Public Service Announcement from EU to YOU!!)


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